Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 I MAKE MY ICON FACE AT YOU
 -SQUINTS-


Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 *makes her own icon face at you*


Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 -SQUINTS AT YOUR TEETH-
 SQUINTY VERSUS THE CAT SHARK
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 *TEETHS AT YOUR SQUINT*
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 EYES VERSES TEETH?
 HMM I WONDER WHO'D WIN
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 THEY COULD BE LAZER EYES
 YOU NEVER KNOW
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 SHARP POINTY OR WATER BALOON
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 HE COULD BE A SUPER HERO
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 OH YEAH SURE
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 PUTTING UP POSTERS IS JUST HIS DAY JOB
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 SOME GUY IN A HOODIE WITH POSTERS IS LAZER MAN
 TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY HE WEATS GLASSES WHEN HE TURNS INTO SQUINTY-MAN
 **WEARS
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 WHEATS GLASES
 SQUINTY IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH PUTS UP POSTER AND GETS SHOOT BY PAPS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 *dies*
 I LOVE YOU
Dochii: Might as well join the circus of people says:
 -laughing like a retard-
 I LOVE YOU TOO
 AND SQUINTY
Fox: EVERYONE IS KARLSEXUAL says:
 AMAZING



Yeah, we don't fucking know.

the ♥ fanart love ♥ meme

Meh, just felt like posting it. D: Felt like a good way to get input from you guys. SHHH DON'T TELL HAYLEY.

Title: THE COLOURS, THEY BLIND
Artists' Name: driftingartist and dochii
Rating: G-PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Bones, Jim, Kirk/Mccoy, Sulu, Chekov, and Spock. My god we need to draw more uhura, this is blasphemy
Warnings: Dumbshit as usual. Also some old drawings that just got prettied up, but there are new things.
Summary: Colours colours oh my the pretty colours
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN NOTHIN'

Fox: ADORABLAWESOME says:
pffff
PFFFF 8D
MY MIND JUST COMBINES CHEKOV WITH BEEKER FROM THE MUPPETS
**COMBINED
Dochii: I Can Hear My Train Comin says:
....DRAW IT?
YES?
Fox: ADORABLAWESOME writes:

Fox: ADORABLAWESOME says:
MEEPMEEP NUCLEAR WESSELS
Dochii: I Can Hear My Train Comin says:
.....OH MY GOD


( BUT THEN WHO WAS SWEDISH CHEF? )

Title: And then He was a Zombie
Artists' Name: driftingartist and dochii
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gratuitous smudging and retardedness
Summary: Doom/ST crossover THING. Reusing old as the internet memes and we hope it'll be amazing.
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN NOTHIN'






( Leonard Mccoy Waited.... )

We're Ustreaming again tomorrow (or rather, today.) at around 3pm PST, 6pm EST. I dunno what Hayley has in store for you guys, but it'll be a party as usual.

You know the drill. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/if-i-ever-get-this-working-it-ll-be-awesome

Title: HAPPY GODDAMN HALLOWEEN
Artists: driftingartist and dochii
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, Mccoy, Spock, Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, Sulu, and Gaila.
Rating: PG-13~
Warning: SHIT IS CRAZY
Disclaimer: ...PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH.
Notes: We didn't really make it for the east coast, BUT IT'S STILL HALLOWEEN IN PARTS OF CANADA , SOUTH AMERICA, AND THE USA. SO I'M POSTING THIS SHIT.


( I TWISTED MY ANKLE TO MAKE THIS POST )

Title: THE WIZAAAARD
Artists: driftingartist. Yup, Hayley's flying solo this post.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, Mccoy, Spock, Kirk/Mccoy, a dead chipmunk-WAIT WHAT.
Rating: PG-13~
Warning: DEAD THINGS
Disclaimer: PSSSSH.
Notes: Eh, mostly art for a story were doing and some other things. Depressingly short post.



( OH CHRIS, YOU CAD )

WHAT UP HOMOS. :D Just popping in to say we'll be art posting later tonight (or rather, this morning). SO STAY UP, ALL OF YOU.

FOR THE TIME BEING, ENJOY SOME MSN CONVOS.

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Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
YEAH
FUCK YOU THE PENCIL IS NOT UGLY *slaps*
Dochii: SHAA says:
-slaps back- IT IS
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK
*slaps back AGAIN*
Dochii: SHAA says:
IT'S NOT THE PENCIL IT'S MY GODDAMN SCANNER
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
*slap fight* IT SO IS THE PENCIL AAAAND HTE SCANNER
ALL OF YOUR THINGS ARE UGLY
Dochii: SHAA says:
NO U
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
NO U
Dochii: SHAA says:
NO UUUU
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
UR MOM
Dochii: SHAA says:
UR DOG
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
UR FACE
Dochii: SHAA says:
UR HAND
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
UR..DAMNIT *slaps*
Dochii: SHAA says:
JAYSUS
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
TA-TAS
Dochii: SHAA says:
MILKBAGS
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
PFFF BAGS OF MILK
COME TO CANADA
OUR MILK COMES IN BAGS
Dochii: SHAA says:
AWE-MAZING
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
WTF
Dochii: SHAA says:
IDK
Fox: HIPSTER-LARIOUS says:
ILU
Dochii: SHAA says:
ILU2

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Dochii: DURPA DURP DURP says:
PFFFFFFT
"HEY SOMEBODY'S MESSING WITH EXISTENCE"
"AND"
"IT"
"ISN'T"
"ME"
"DDD:< FFFFFFFFFF"
"-rampages through the universe- ...-stops to bother Picard-

Picard: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ DDDD8< -flails-

Q: :D PFFFFT -goes back to rampaging-"
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
xDDD YOU MADE ME FEEL BETTER
THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU
Dochii: DURPA DURP DURP says:
ONLY LIKE?
WHY WAS I DEMOTED
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
OKAY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY VAGINA
Dochii: DURPA DURP DURP says:
YAY

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Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
*on the ground* Sam... I.. I can't remember good fic anymore, Sam *weeze* was there a time when something updated ona nightly basis? *hack* it all seems so far away now...
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
-holds you- DON'T WORRY MR. FRODO. THERE WELL BE GOOD FIC SOON. I KNOW IT, SO DON'T GIVE UP
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
I CAN'T, SAM, I'M SO TIRED OF...WAITING
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO WAIT A BIT LONGER, MR. FRODO. JUST A BIT LONGER....
But in all, non-EXTREMELY nerdy seriousness
WTF
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
OH SHIT GIANT EAGLES
OH SHIT LAVA
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
PLOT HAX TO THE RESCUE
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
YAYYY
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
YAAAAAAAY
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
I wish we had actual giant eagles D:
THAT WOULD SOLVE EVERYTHING
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
Stuck on a mountain?
SAVED BY GIANT EAGLES
Stuck in a traffic jam?
SAVED BY GIANT EAGLES
Can't do your taxes?
GIANT EAGLES STEAL AN ACCOUNTANT
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK writes:


Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
YUR ANATEMY SUXS LOL
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
THAT IS THE MOST RETARDED EAGLE IN ALL THE SHIRE
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
HIS NAME IS BOB
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
THE GAFFER KEEPS HIM IN A SHED
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
WHERE HE HITS ON CHICKENS AND BUGS EVERYONE WITH HIS SHRILL, EAR-BLEEDING SQUAWKS
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
WFT
WHAT FUCK THE

----

Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
>:I
THE SILENCE IN THE AIR SWAYED LIKE A JELLYFISH IN THE OCEAN.
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
-burst out laughing- WHAT
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
THE JELLYFISH WAS THINKING ABOUT STINGING SOME PEOPLE FOR NO REASON.
GO FOR THE HAIRY ANKLES, JELLYFISH. GO GO GO. LIKE A BIRD OF PREY TO IT'S PREY.
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
dgfsdagfj
STOP IT
OH MY GOD
And now
I just see
a Jellyfish appearing in places
stinging people
AND THEN FLOATING AWAY
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK writes:


Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
BOB THE JELLY-EAGLE
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
rgtwehwer
JESUS
Fox: ARM-NEEEEEEEECK says:
THE GAFFER'S BEEN UP TO SOMETHING
SOMETHING.. TERRIBLE.
Dochii: "I LOST A FUCKING TOOTH. I MARRIED A WHORE." "HEY SHE'S A NICE LADY" "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON" says:
INDEED

------

-shuffles back to drawing-

Story Title: Hairy Ankles, Helicopters, and Other Romantic Tales
Author's Name: driftingartist and dochii
Rating: R
Warnings: CAPSLOCK. ALL OF IT.
Summary: What started off as a joss at bad fic and boredom from lack of porn, became an amazing adventure filled with laughs, and love..
Disclaimer: PFT. If we owned this, Star Trek would be animated by Genndy Tartakovsky with music by Yoko Kanno. We also don't own the cover, we just shooped it to shit. We don't know WHO the fuck wrote THAT travesty.



( ONWARD TO A TALE NEVER TOLD LIKE ANYTHING OTHER NOT BEFORE )

LJ MEMEMEMEME from Jordyn Herrington on Vimeo.

So Drifting was all LOL YOU SHOULD POST THIS ON THE ART JOURNAL and I don't particularly care so WHATEVER.

taconaco Did this a little while back, and today in my fever-induced delirium I was all "HM THAT SEEMS NEAT. LET ME DO IT TOO LOL" and made this horrible, rambling mess.

As for the supplemental video, that means that this will be FAN and FRIEND questions. You can ask anything us, and I will be the lovely PR agent and answer them in tandem.

SO TOODLE-LOO.

Dochii: DURPA DURP DURP says:
SURE\
YOU DO IT
THEY NEVER HEAR FROM YOU
Fox: GRAH says:
BUT THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU
Dochii: DURPA DURP DURP says:
YEAH BUT...JUST DO IT
PLEASE
FOR ME?
Fox: GRAH says:
....
DAMNIT


AND SO, Here we stand today. Jordyn is sick.. not just sneezing sick, more like "MY FEVER HAS YET TO RETURN TO THE POINT OF "SO SICK MY TEETH HURT. LITERALLY" LIKE IT WAS FOR MOST OF THE DAY" "Now it's just up to I FEEL LIKE I'M BREATHING FIRE MAYBE WHICH IS SLIGHTLY BETTER AND I CAN HANDLE IT"

Yeah, sick enough for breathing fire=improvement.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's why we totally bombed on sticking to that schedule we JUST announced.

ALSO, who's up for another icon post after the next art post? I'm all on my lonesome tonight because Jo passed out, so if anyone has any ideas about icons/art they'd like to see, give me a shout :I

Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
OKAY GOOD
I
NEED TO GO PASS OUT NOW 8D;
Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
xD Okay
I'LL SEE YOU LATER
WITH SOMETHING IN MY UTERUS
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
I'll take my phone with me again xD JUST BECAUSE
WAIT WAT
HOW CAN THINGS IN YOUR UTERUS HELP YOU SEE ME
OH GOD
Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
PFFFFFFFFFT
I MEANT
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
I'LL HAVE SOMETHING IN MY UTERUS. :D
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
...OH
YOU KNOW THIS COULD BE ANOTHER RETARDED THING FOR YOU TO POST
Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
POSSIBLY
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! writes:

Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
FFFFFFFFF
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! writes:


Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
WATCHIIIIIIIING
Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
You PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
..FHDSF I HAVE TO PEE BUT I'M AFRAID NOW
Dochii: And I know I'm keeping my head in the clouds says:
DON'T WORRY, YOUR UTERUS WILL WAIT TILL YOU'RE DONE TO CUT YOU
Fox: IN SOVIET RICHMOND, RICK ROLLS YOU! says:
....GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH MY GOD STOP IT
STOP IT NOW


IN OTHER NEWS....



This is an announcement on the current updating scheduling of our journal (Thus this FANCY-SCHMANCY RED TEXT WOO).

Fridays: Our weekly doodle and comic post to last you through the weekend and hopefully through the week.

Saturdays: Newly instated, we will start doing amazing rants and essays about shit that annoys the piss out of us about fandom, including dumb pictures and input from the both of us. DON'T MISS IT. Might also be the night we post stories and all that good stuff as well.

The rest of the week: THINGS LIKE THE TRAVESTY ABOVE THIS. We will post things that will, I guess, give you a peek into our crazy lives if you're interested at ALL, as well as dumb videos and pictures and art and things we find with of course my AMAZING commentary to entertain you.

-hobbles off to do her work-

Title: It's been awhile
Artists: driftingartist and dochii . Shelly is MIA at the moment.
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/Mccoy, Joanna, Chekov, Spock, T'ko
Rating: G-PG This time yo
Warning: EXPRESSIONS EXPRESSIONS EXPRESSIONS
Disclaimer: PFFFFFT, CHYEAH LIKE WE ACTUALLY MADE THIS SHIT UP.
Notes: A whole lot of expression and colour practice, requests, kink meme things, oh and fangirling of course.



( THIS LOOK GETS AWAY WITH MURDER )

We're sorry we don't post more often. B:> Our Spock keeps going MIA, but me and Drift have been working to bring you guys awesome things.

In the meantime enjoy some late night madness.

( FRODO BAGGINS )

Title: We put some icons in your icons so you can post while you post
Artists: driftingartist , dochii , and captainshelly
Rating: G-PG-13
Characters: A BIT EVERYONE
Notes: LONG PROMISED ICON POST. Sorry it took so long. :I

Examples:


( OH SO PRETTY OH SO PRETTY OH SO PRETTY AND FLITTY AND GAAAAY )

ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
I GOT PICKED OUT TO GO TO SOME LEADERSHIP CAMP CONFERENCE ORGIE THING
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
YES REALLY
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
GOTTA LOVE DEM ORGIES
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
OHH YEAH
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
OH BB
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
but awesome 8D
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
ALSO I HAVE THE BEACH TRIP THING OPENED
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
...THATS AS FAR AS I'VE GOT
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
WOO
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
NARF
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
DAMNIT BE USEFUL AND SAY SOMETHING THATS AN ACTUAL WORD
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
HORF
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
FRAH
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
*slaps*
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
FRAN FRAN
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
FROU FROU
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
WAT
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
DONT BE AN ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
HEHE
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
ARE YOU DRAWING
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. says:
TOOHEE
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
DRAW
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
DRAWWWW
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
...ME AND HARPER MAY BE DOING SOME SHAPIES COMICS
ばか あか - Watch out for those Mankips. writes:


Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
PFFF
Dochii: ELLIOT/GEORGE WHAT says:
-feels like vomiting- shbfkasf
Fox: Wake up everyone, how can you sleep at a time like this unless the dreamer is the real you says:
WE SUCK

Title: It's been awhile
Author: dochii , driftingartist , and captainshelly
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/Mccoy, Gaila, Joanna, Spock,
Rating: G-PG 13 AS USUAL
Warning: Really bizarre shit bro
Disclaimer: Not ours NO
Notes: It's been SUCH a long time since we posted anything. I made that other post before deciding to do this one, but ah well. Also, you guys interested in icons? I asked before but yeah.







( We told you this shit was crazy )